Hot Poopy

Hot Poopy.  

You may not like it, but that’s Okay.  Let me share a little history behind hot poopy.  I came up with hot poopy long ago when I was about 15 or so.  Figures, that’s when a lot of funny things are incorporated into life.  It caught on quickly and my friends and I were often found amusing ourselves using hot poopy. 

 Hot Poopy is very versatile; it can be used in almost any type of situation and at any age.  There have been times when I have used it while in Best Buy looking at new HDTV’s.  I have been known to bust it out while driving, either in a fit of anger or self congratulation.  For some reason I always feel better after some hot poopy.

You may think that your neighbor who has that really nice car has a lot of hot poopy, they just aren’t willing to share.  Don’t let it get you down, I have noticed that people who are tight with their hot poopy usually suffer in some other aspect in their life and just can’t let things go. 

At one point in my life I was using it too much, it was always there, just waiting, and I learned that other people just didn’t understand its value.  Like the lady in the Taco Bell drive through.  She had me repeat my order after I specifically asked for a number 2 and hot poopy.  After a slight moment of pause, she asked to repeat my order.  I realized she didn’t understand and just ordered a number 2.  That was during the time that I thought everybody knew, I guess Taco Bell lady had not experienced the power of hot poopy and therefore had no idea.  Her day will come soon enough, if it hasn’t already.

If you find yourself upset, offended, disgusted, or whatever because of hot poopy; then I propose that you probably are deficient in hot poopy, you may need to relax and release some of your inhibitions.

So go ahead, even if just in your mind, feel free to use, experience, or share hot poopy and see where it gets you.  This may be a particularly good exercise when you are having a bad day.  Also, you should be cautious of the company you find yourself in if you choose to share a hot poopy.


You cannot hold me responsible or liable for what may happen.